Sunday, April 11, 2010

Dear body...

Dear body,

You are young, 22 to be specific. Why do you feel the need to fall apart? Your knees hurt when you run, and your vision is getting worse with every passing day that you stare at a computer screen for hours on end. Your stomach feels like it has ulcers and not a day goes by that i dont have at least one zit somewhere on my face. Five out of seven days end with a headache and a desire to go to bed early. This week is especially bad when I woke up and your throat was swollen and sore and i could barely swallow. Now that that is gone, your nose wont stop running and I am sneezing like crazy because you are allergic to the spring time pollen.

If you wouldnt mind acting your age and putting off this madness for maybe 30 years or so, that would be great.

Sincerely,
Sarah Jane

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